I regret to inform readers of this blog that one of their number has died rather violently.

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Hopefully, the cause of death was not from reading this blog or acting on its advice.

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This reader several times contacted me asking me to borrow my bank account numbers, just for a few days, in order to shift large sums of wealth to Canada. With a suitable share for me (last offer was $4 million dollars for my share).

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Alas, being independently wealthy and of modest needs, I had to decline.

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Bye bye colonel: