I was surprised to see Mayor Watson is going to a pie throwing contest later this morning.

Attending an opening event is in character, but being pied  just doesn’t seem in character …

But upon closer reading, I realized he was officiating, but the advert did not promise that he would be the target.

If I paid my two bucks, I’d probably forget who I pied right after, anyway. Maybe I’d be better being the butt of laughter doing yoga.